well, slap me silly!

A lil’ silliness sent by a friend:

A father buys a lie detector robot that slaps you when you lie.
He decides to test it out on his son at supper.

Dad says: “Where were you last night?”

Son says: “I was at the library.”

The robot slaps the son.

Son says: “OK, I was at a friend’s house.”

“Doing what?” asked the father.

Son says: “Watching a movie. Toy Story.”

The robot slaps the son.

“OK it was porn!” cried the son.

Father yells: “What? When I was your age I didn’t know what porn was.”

The robot slaps the father.

The mother laughs and says: “He certainly is your son.”

The robot slaps the mother.

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2 Comments (+add yours?)

  1. lexiemom
    Apr 20, 2012 @ 13:13:32

    LOL!!! That was a knee-slapper!

    Reply

  2. fotografzahl
    Apr 23, 2012 @ 16:25:33

    Hehe, excellent! :-))

    Reply

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