1,000 to 1 this ain’t in his tie collection

Uh, you ever tie one over a long lunch at the office and need to nap it off?


The Pillow Tie. Indiscernible from a standard tie, the Pillow Tie flips from stylish business attire one moment into a pillow for sleepy or soppy heads the next with some puffs into a valve:

Naturally, as the marketing site points out, its usefulness isn’t limited to employees sneaking 40 winks at the desk but also weary travelers, bored execs, hungover churchgoers and tipsy wedding guests.

Why wait till Father’s Day with Christmas just around the corner? Sure, at $24 it’s pricey but you or a man in your life can honestly claim it’s unlike any other tie ever received!

Still not sold? Consider these features:
It’s available in three stylish colors:

It deflates in seconds (enabling a hasty feigned inspection of a spot when the boss walks in).

A blend of micofiber and silk, the tie won’t crease or leave telling lines on the face.

Perhaps best of all, it holds up to 25 pounds.

Kinda makes ya wanna down a few stiff ones to test it out …


4 Comments (+add yours?)

  1. ladywise
    Nov 10, 2010 @ 22:10:58

    That is hilarious! I’m sure there are a lot of men out there that NEED one! lol


  2. longeyesamurai
    Nov 11, 2010 @ 02:44:12

    Wow! Just Wow!

    I need this… On a semi-related note, here’s another dual-puupose piece of clothing that I wouldn’t mind getting my hands on…



    • allycatadventures
      Nov 11, 2010 @ 03:34:43

      @capra – LOL. I quite like that cap actually and it could serve me well here in Grit City. ” … unique material that is 110% the density of lead and will not rust,” which is thoughtful, because a rusty baseball cap is a dead giveaway that something weird is going on” — gotta love it!!


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