By golly, that's some great pumpkin, Charlie Brown!
This elephantine fruit took the cake (err, pie?) at the yearly pumpkin contest in California.
Tipped the scales at 1,536.5 pounds — 696.95 kilograms — a pound over last year's winner. Raked in $9,219 in prize money for Jake van Kooten of Canada; that's 6 bucks a pound.
Can ya dig the number of pies that'd yield?