You don't share your bed with this fella, you buy him one.
And you don't casually pick up his kibble without a U-Haul.
Take a look at this e-mail a friend sent. (Thanks, H-san!)
* Free to good home.
* Excellent guard dog.
* Owner cannot afford to feed him anymore, as there are no more thieves, murderers or mobsters left in the neighborhood for him to eat.
* Most of them knew him as '"Holy Shit."
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